i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
frozenfoods: [esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
canadianslut: *sprays febreze on your attitude*
[macklemore voice] only got 20 dollars in my pocket
penice: alegbra: penice: penice: my wifi adapter is being so shitty i’m gonna kill myself i’m a ghost now is that a bedsheet on your head no i’m a ghost
pixieshire: SHIT THEY’RE ALL LIKE PROPER MEN THEY AREN’T YOUNG BRIGHT-EYED BOYS JUST STARTING THEIR DREAM ANYMORE THEY’RE LIKE ACTUAL MEN LIVING THEIR DREAMS TOGETHER AND ANNOUNCING A WORLD STADIUM TOUR I NEED A MOMENT OR 5
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
iamagirlwithredhair: itsmorifarty: biologytextbook: when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world alternatively, being the taller person and resting your chin on their head is so comforting because you feel like their protector and it’s like they need you and...
yellfang: party-at-the-tardis: shavingryansprivates: why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died and fucking died humpty...
How to finish that last minute assignment
the-girlwhowasonfire: cjshark: prettyflyforaredspy: ruemex: disgruntledota: leetakeuchi: I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass. And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills… this will come in handy one day ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101 Reblogging for future reference..