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(Source: dailyanimals)


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i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

(Source: drinking)


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  • Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
  • Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.

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(Source: fassbenders)


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isaisanisa:

johnlock-in-kneesocks:

isaisanisa:

jaymeecutup:

gallifresh:

isaisanisa:

I didn’t have a French flag

You get the concept though

I AM CRYING JESUS CIHRST

is that the impala?

Technically it’s our coffee table

IM SO CONFUSED THOUGH
LIKE YOU’VE GOT THE RED COAT
BUT ALSO A WINE BOTTLE
WHO
ARE
YOU???

I AM LES MIS!

plus it’s a bottle of Irish Whiskey
I really don’t know why you people keep reblogging this shit


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frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

(Source: growlithed)


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harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?


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canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*


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